作者： 360abc

Sandy: What’s in the box?
Ali: [opening the box] Sandy, I think we made a mistake…
Sandy: What do you mean?
Ali: It’s a cute little teddy bear!
Sandy: How sweet! Maybe he was just a shy guy who had a crush on you!
Ali: And look what we did to him! Hey…he left me his business card.
Sandy: Wow! Call him tonight! You guys will really have an interesting love story to tell everyone!

have a crush on 　
迷恋（某人）

business card 　
名片

珊蒂：盒子里有什么？
阿丽：（打开盒子）珊蒂，我想我们搞错了……
珊蒂：什么意思？
阿丽：里面是一只可爱的泰迪小熊！
珊蒂：真甜蜜！或许他只是一个爱慕你的害羞男子！
阿丽：看我们是怎么对待他的！嘿……他留了张名片。
珊蒂：哇！今天晚上就打给他！你们俩的故事，大家一定会听得津津有味！

The security guard comes running with Sandy

Security: I’m sorry, sir. I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
Mr. Shy: What? I was just having a friendly conversation with the lady here…
Security: Well, she apparently doesn’t think it’s so friendly. Let’s go.
Mr. Shy: I think there’s been a misunderstanding!
Security: You’d better cooperate with me, sir, or…
Mr. Shy: OK! Just give her this for me! [gives the security guard a small box]

stuff (n.) 　
（口）玩意儿，东西

apparently (adv.) 　
显而易见地

misunderstanding (n.) 　
误会
A: I thought you and Jenny weren’t getting along?
我还以为你跟珍妮处不来呢？
B: We just had a little misunderstanding.
我们只是有一点误会。

cooperate with 　
与…合作

警卫跟珊蒂一起跑过来

警 卫：抱歉,先生。我得要请您离开。
害羞男：什么？我只是在跟这位小姐友善地谈话……
警 卫：显然她不认为这很友善！我们走吧。
害羞男：我想这其中一定有误会！
警 卫：您最好跟我合作，否则……
害羞男：好啦！帮我把这给拿给她！（把一个小盒子交给警卫）

Mr. Shy is in the lingerie department
Ali: Um, hello again. Are you sure you don’t want to make a purchase, sir?
Mr. Shy: I have a question.
Ali: Uhhh…OK. What is it?
Mr. Shy: Why do people like all this fancy, expensive underwear?
Ali: What kind of question is that?
Mr. Shy: I’m just curious. I think women are beautiful without this stuff.
Ali: Uh…yeah, right…

fancy (a.) 　
花俏的

underwear (n.) 　
内衣裤

curious (a.) 　
好奇的
A: Who was that I saw you having lunch with today?
我今天看到跟你吃饭的那个人是谁？
B: Why are you so curious?
你干嘛那么好奇？

害羞男在女性内衣专柜
阿 丽：呣，又见面了。您确定不买东西吗？
害羞男：我有个问题。
阿 丽：呃……好的。什么问题？
害羞男：人们为何喜欢这些又花俏又贵的内衣？
阿 丽：这算哪门子问题啊？
害羞男：我只是好奇。我觉得女人不要这些东西也很漂亮。
阿 丽：呃……是，对啊……